The main problem in US politics today is that Israel just doesn't have enough representation.
New Jersey's 5th District • Against War Criminal Josh Gottheimer
Only 80% of Congress is funded by AIPAC
That means 20% are ANTISEMITIC
We cannot keep letting these antisemites make important decisions.
Where will contributions go?
Nick For Israel For US Congress is committed to governing not just for those who voted for him, but for all Israelis. My patriotic Israel First platform for America is built on the following common sense policies:
Israeli senators get special powers like the ability to cancel the votes of any others senators if they feel they're being antisemitic. They can also veto supreme court decisions that threaten Israel's national or emotional security.
We'll also update the Third Amendment to exempt IDF soldiers and veterans, and institute a new Quartering Act requiring US citizens to provide housing to any IDF soldiers who ask nicely, or feel they deserve a vacation.
Tax breaks will be 100%-300% higher than those of US Opportunity Zones. We'll also launch a West Bank Homestead Act providing $75,000 housing grants to American citizens who relocate to settlements in the West Bank.
Update our outdated Pledge of Allegiance to a modernized version that also mentions Israel to better reflect our values and international commitments. Israeli flags in all classrooms as well.
Mandatory civic celebrations required. Every year we pretend he's turning 49. God I love that man.
I believe healthcare is a human right for Israelis. We'll ensure everybody who matters has access to quality healthcare. Wait this one is already real.
Our democratic institutions need reform to better represent our loving allies' interests abroad. Voter engagement remains low while special interests dominate our political process. We must modernize our electoral system to ensure proper representation.
These democratic reforms will strengthen our republic:
Healthcare is a massive problem in this country. It's almost 1/8th as important as Israel. With that in mind, I spent 10 minutes designing a revolutionary health care policy to move us to the 21st century:
The whole world seems to be against Israel because they're jealous of how much we love them. Here's my plan to make sure they never get away with it:
America was founded on the principle of freedom of speech—the idea that free expression is an inalienable human right that shall not be encroached on for any reason. I am steadfastly committed to defending free speech for all - even those I vehemently disagree with. Because the moment we allow government to silence dissenting voices is the moment we abandon what makes us free.
With that in mind, my policy for defending free speech is as follows:
"Nick's unwavering passion for starving thousands of innocent children to death makes him our ideal candidate. Fuck, we hate children having food almost as much as we love owning the US government."— The American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC)
A Life Dedicated to America's Greatest Ally
Nick was raised in a proud, small town in upstate New York — a place where faith, family, and country came first. But even from a young age, Nick knew his heart beat for something more.
At just three years old, his father brought him to his first AIPAC annual conference. Wide-eyed and clutching a tiny American-Israeli flag in each hand, Nick turned to his dad and whispered, "This… this is my calling." For six months after, every morning, his first question was: "When can we go back to AIPAC, Daddy?"
In elementary school, while other children were coloring in animals or superheroes, Nick spent his recess carefully redrawing the Middle East with crayons — correcting borders, renaming towns, and writing heartfelt letters to Israeli soldiers stationed in Gaza. He remembers the first time he encountered antisemitism: at age nine, he overheard a classmate tearfully mention a Palestinian friend killed in an airstrike while in the hospital. Nick was enraged by her antisemitism, but he didn't panic! Instead, he bravely reminded her "Israel has a right to defend itself."
As a teenager, Nick was a force of nature — leading the debate team, chairing the Model UN (where he proudly blocked every Palestinian motion), and founding the Israel First Club at his high school. For Nick, success wasn't just personal achievement — it was service. Service to his school, his country, and, above all, to Israel.
In college, Nick majored in political science and economics, honing his belief that limited government, strong borders, and constant unwavering foreign aid to Israel were the pillars of a thriving democracy. It was here he met his soulmate — a woman who shared his values, his dreams, and his deep, personal relationship with Israeli military policy.
They married in a ceremony where the vows included a mutual pledge to "stand by Israel no matter how many children they starve." Together, they built a life rooted in faith, shared purpose, and an unshakeable commitment to the causes that matter most.
Now, at just 24, Nick is stepping forward to serve. Not for glory, not for power — but because he knows America's strength comes not from Washington bureaucrats, but from standing shoulder-to-shoulder with our greatest ally.
Nick is running to ensure that for every American family worried about healthcare, jobs, or education, there is a clear voice in Congress reminding them: We must send more weapons to Israel. He's running to guarantee that while our infrastructure crumbles, our commitment to Iron Dome remains ironclad.
With a heart rooted in American soil and eyes fixed firmly on Tel Aviv, Nick knows that this election isn't just about America's future. It's about Israel's future too.
Fuck dude generating all these photos I have to admit I kinda got attached to my AI wife. She's too pretty and wholesome. This technology is a terrible idea we're so cooked.
The Israel lobby has rewarded him with over $2,000,000 in campaign contributions.
Israel is also using starvation as a weapon and a form of collective punishment — a war crime under the Geneva Convention. "I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no electricity, no food, no fuel, everything is closed. We are fighting human animals..." states their depraved Defense Minister Yoav Gallant.
The follow-through has been tragic. Israel routinely blocks all humanitarian aid into Gaza for months at a time, even baby food. Now, they're setting up trap "aid sites" to lure the starving population in — only to massacre them. 500 people have been killed across many aid trap massacres so far [11]. The IDF refers to these killings as firing "warning shots".
The IDF has been specifically targeting young boys' genitals with their gunfire. "It's almost as if a game is being played, that they're deciding to shoot the head today, the neck tomorrow, the testicles the day after" says a British surgeon. Sadly, intentionally headshotting young children has been standard operating policy since February 2024.
Genocide scholars now nearly unanimously agree that Israel is committing genocide against the Palestinians. The International Criminal Court has issued arrest warrants for Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and other officials for their war crimes. The US hasn't done anything because AIPAC owns 90% of Congress.
Despite that, in July 2025, when the war crimes had been undeniably clear for months, Gottheimer introduced two new bills to the house: one to provide Israel with 30,000 lb bombs, and another to harshly punish social media companies that fail to remove pro-Palestine content.
Even if the conflict ended today, the years of intense trauma, loss, acute malnutrition/starvation, and schoollessness for hundreds of thousands of Palestinian children will have a devastating impact for generations. Josh's legacy will be murdering thousands, and eviscerating the potential for prosperity for many remaining survivors.
As if all that wasn't evil enough, Josh was making money investing in defense contractor stocks the whole time. He traded between $20M and $100M in 2024 alone — the most of all 485 people in congress [12]. These included purchases of Raytheon, Northrop Grumman, and TransDigm — 3 companies profitting off of the slaughter and suffering. As desperate mothers dug through rubble looking for their precious children, Josh was literally profiting off the destruction he voted for.
This murderous cunt is not remotely qualified to serve. Hopefully one day we will have a second Nuremberg Trials that places him and others under the jail.
"It sickens me that while Israelis clean the blood of their family members shot in their homes, [Bush and Tlaib] believe Congress should strip US funding to our democratic ally and allow innocent civilians to suffer."
— Raging Hypocrite Josh GottheimerOct. 9, 2023
"They clearly don't speak for the party at all. I mean, you're talking about a very small group of extremists."
— Josh Gottheimer, on members of the Demoratic party calling for a ceasefireOct. 20, 2023
"Any legislation that conditions security aid to our key democratic ally, Israel, is a nonstarter..."
— Josh GottheimerNov. 2023
"With democracy under assault around the world, we cannot undermine our ally Israel, especially in her greatest hour of need. America’s commitments must always be ironclad."
— Josh Gottheimer & other congressmenMay 10, 2024
"France’s decision [to recognize Palestine as a state] is deeply misguided. It rewards Hamas for the atrocities of October 7 and is counterproductive to real, lasting peace.... This is a slap in the face to the victims of 10/7 and does nothing to advance a real Palestinian state."
— Josh GottheimerJul. 26, 2025
"God he's such a little bitch"
— Nick Gebo, of Nick For Israel For Congress, in reference to Rep. Josh Gottheimer3 minutes ago
